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1、什么时候才能长到100斤，看着体重秤上的我才80。
When can I grow to 100 Jin? I"m only 80 on the scale.
2、今天看中一栋别墅，就是太贵了，买下它要花费我一个星期的生活费。
Today, I like a villa. It is too expensive. It will cost me a week to buy it.
3、本来今天想去我家的后花园划船，可是游艇太多了，总是挡路，烦死了。
I wanted to go boating in my backyard today, but there are too many yachts. I"m always in the way. I"m bored to death.
4、今天去公司上班又堵车了，开劳斯莱斯有什么用，幸亏公司是自己家的，不然工资早被扣没了。
Today, there was a traffic jam when I went to work in the company. What"s the use of driving a Rolls Royce? Fortunately, the company belongs to his own family, otherwise the salary would have been deducted.
5、早上下床的时候被绊倒了，都怪管家没有把我昨天买的香纳尔包放衣帽间。
When I got out of bed in the morning, I fell down. I blame the housekeeper for not putting the chanel bag I bought yesterday in the cloakroom.
6、每次上街都觉得好烦，明明没化妆，总有人过来跟我要微信。
Every time I go to the street, I feel very annoyed. Obviously, I don"t have makeup. Someone always comes to ask me for wechat.
7、今天又下雨了，我计划的第35次旅游又要泡汤了。
It"s raining again today, and my planned 35th trip will be ruined again.
8、我真羡慕别人有自行车骑，可惜我只有跑车。
I really envy other people to have bicycles, but I only have sports cars.
9、半夜弹吉他玩乐器，网友说注意点别吵到邻居，可是附近十栋别墅都是我的，范围比较大，隔音也比较好，应该不会吵到别人。
Playing guitar and playing musical instruments in the middle of the night, netizens said that pay attention not to disturb the neighbors, but the ten villas nearby are all mine. The range is relatively large, and the sound insulation is good. It should not disturb others.
10、我已经好几年没出去工作了，每天就是收房租收房租，我都烦死了。
I haven"t gone out to work for several years. I"m tired of collecting rent and rent every day.
11、今天量体重重了十斤，吓死我了，我还以为胖了，原来是忘了摘下最近刚买的戒指了。
Today, I weighed 10 jin, which scared me to death. I thought I was fat. I forgot to take off the ring I just bought recently.
12、前几天朋友来我家把82年的拉菲打翻了，朋友连忙跟我道歉，我说没事，我家多的是。
A few days ago, a friend came to my house and knocked over Lafite in "82. My friend apologized to me. I said it"s OK. My family has more.
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