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我真的受够这个天气了,别人拐跑月亮贩卖月亮,我今天要炸掉太阳。
I"m really fed up with this weather. People are turning the moon and selling the moon. I"m going to blow up the sun today.
真挚的友谊来自源源不断的问候,大家早上好,祝大家永远单身。
Sincere friendship comes from a steady stream of greetings , good morning, everyone , wish everyone is always single.
我是一个高冷的人,我那从骨子里散发出来的高冷气息,让我得了风湿性关节炎。
I am a high-cold person, my high-cold breath from the bones, let me get rheumatoid arthritis.
到底要买哪个型号的手机才能收到男孩子发的信息啊。
Which model of mobile phone do you want to buy to receive the message sent by the boy.
如果你觉得我哪里做得不对请一定要告诉我,反正我也不会改,你别憋出病来。
If you think I did something wrong , please tell me , anyway , I will not change, you do not get sick.
如果你觉得你泡的到我,大可以试试,我会让你知道什么叫心想事成。
If you think you can get me, you can try and I"ll let you know what may all your wishes come true is.
虽然你是我的优乐美,但是垃圾桶才是你最终的归宿。
Although you are my Youlemei, but the trash can is your ultimate destination.
多希望开学的时候,老师说一句来就来嘛,带什么作业这么客气。
I hope that when I start school , the teacher will will that it"s very kind of you to bring your homework.
失眠真的太浪费时间了,早知道会失眠刚才这一小时我就拿来玩手机了。
Insomnia is really a waste of time. I knew it would be insomnia. I just used it to play mobile phones in this hour.
想我的话就来找我,让我打喷嚏算怎么回事。
Come to me when you miss me. Why did you make me sneeze?
其实单身并不可怕,可怕的是连一个喜欢的人都没有。
In fact , single is not terrible . The terrible thing is that there is not even a person you like.
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