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洗衣机里衣服煮好了，阳台挂的衣服应该也熟了吧
The clothes in the washing machine are cooked, the clothes hanging on the balcony should be cooked too
同学：你连读十声狗 我不知所以地念了 。老师点名 我：“狗。”
Classmate: You read ten dogs in a row, and I read it somehow. The teacher named me: "Dog."
在教室里 ，阳光太大了，有点刺眼 。和同学说 “同学麻烦拉一下蚊帐好吗”
In the classroom, the sun is too bright and dazzling. Say with your classmates "Could you please pull the mosquito nets?"
我们寝室有一次空调坏了 我室友给师傅打电话问师傅：修师傅的空调什么时候来？
Once in our bedroom, the air conditioner broke down. My roommate called the master and asked the master: When will the repair master’s air conditioner come?
小时候奶奶接我放学，我对着班主任很认真地说了一声“奶奶再见！
When I was a child, my grandma picked me up from school, and I said seriously to the class teacher, "Goodbye, grandma!"
谢谢老师打成谢谢老婆
Thank you teacher, thank you wife
灯醒了，我再亮。——舍友叫我起床
The light woke up and I turned on again. ——Roommate told me to get up
我和我弟一起被打，我妈先打我，然后我怒吼：“你为什么打他不打我！” 然后我妈笑到手软，我弟免了一顿打
I was beaten together with my brother, my mother beat me first, and then I shouted: "Why do you hit him instead of hitting me!" Then my mother laughed softly, and my brother saved a hit
给我来一杯小伙子，其实我想说小果汁
Bring me a lad, actually I want to say little juice
我有一次问我妹：你作业洗好了吗？
I once asked my sister: Have you finished your homework?
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