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1.早点睡，你爱的人正在睡别人。
Go to bed early, the person you love is sleeping with others.
2.糟糕，是睡不着的感觉。
No, it"s the feeling of not being able to sleep.
3.今天发了毒誓，11点钟一定要睡觉，晚安。
I made a poison oath today. I must go to bed at 11 o"clock. Good night.
4.隔了夜的就会变味了，明天是新的，所以晚安。
Every other night will change the flavor, tomorrow is new, so good night.
5.睡觉吧，命要紧，晚安。
Go to sleep. Life matters. Good night.
6.明天还有很多路要走，好多美食要吃，好多人要遇见。
There are still many ways to go tomorrow, many delicious food to eat and many people to meet.
7.对世界说一句晚安，日月星辰，山水风光，逝去的将于明日再来。
Say good night to the world, the sun, the moon, the stars, the scenery, the past will come again tomorrow.
8.我跟拖延症说，我要干掉他，拖延症说，明天吧，我说好。
I told procrastination that I would kill him. Procrastination said, tomorrow, I said OK.
9.和你说了两句话，抽了一包烟，还要怎么爱，把命都搭进去吗？
And you said two words, smoked a pack of cigarettes, but also how to love, put life into it?
10.有一段时间练习左手拿筷子，后来学不会想改回来，发现右手也不会了。
There was a time when I practiced holding chopsticks with my left hand. Later, I didn"t want to change it. I found that I couldn"t hold chopsticks with my right hand.
11.本人辟谣一下，我不是不回信息，我是不识字。
I refute the rumor, I don"t return information, I"m illiterate.
12.我会画一个苹果，因为我想吃了。
I can draw an apple because I want to eat it.
13.公主是被王子吻醒的，而你不是被饿醒的就是被尿憋醒的。
The princess was awakened by the prince"s kiss, and you were either awakened by starvation or by urination.
14.我摊牌了，其实我有男朋友，就是易烊千玺，不过现在不太稳定，有的时候梦不到。
I have a showdown. In fact, I have a boyfriend, Yiguan Qianxi, but I"m not stable now. Sometimes I can"t dream.
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