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去你的520，等到了11.11就是我们VIP狗的天下。
Go to your 520 and wait for 11.11 to be our VIP dog"s world.
我是义务单身，国家又不颁发女朋友。
I am voluntary single, and the country does not award my girlfriend.
虐狗一时爽，天天虐狗天天爽。
I feel happy when I abuse a dog. I feel happy every day when I abuse a dog.
抗议520，抗议2.14，抗议7.7，还我纯洁世界。
Protest 520, protest 2.14, protest 7.7, return my purity to the world.
狗粮吃多了，容易便秘，关爱单身狗，人人有责。
It"s easy to constipate if you eat too much dog food. It"s everyone"s responsibility to care for single dogs.
小哥哥，小姐姐，今日安全可以放心出门。
Little brother, little sister, you can go out safely today.
大家都是狗，何必骄傲，一男一女的可叫狗男女。
Everyone is a dog. Why be proud? A man and a woman can be called a dog man and a woman.
为了世界和平，把爱留在人间，不要伤害单身狗。
For the sake of world peace, leave love in the world and don"t hurt single dogs.
煮酒论英雄，单身狗摘尽天下鲜花。
A single dog picks all the flowers in the world.
有一种狗是用来流传的，专业单身20年。
There is a kind of dog that is used to spread, professional single for 20 years.
“为什么，追我”
“因为，我是单身狗”
"Why, chase me"
"Because I"m a single dog"
爱他，就送他单身狗口服液。
Love him, send him single dog oral liquid.
世上无难事，只怕单身狗找对象
Nothing is difficult in the world, just afraid of single dogs looking for a mate.
人不犯我，我不犯人，人若犯我，我必咬人。
He will not offend me, I will not. If anyone offends me, I will bite.
宝剑锋从磨砺出，单身的苦谁来懂。
BaoJianFeng from whet out, single bitter who will understand.
远看是条狗，近看是条东洋狗，到了眼前，哦，原来是条单身狗。
It"s a dog in the distance and a Dongyang dog in the near. At present, it"s a single dog.
我们是单身狗的主人，应该处处为单身狗考虑。
We are the owners of single dogs. We should think about single dogs everywhere.
孩儿立志出家门，不得对象不回家。
The child is determined to go out of the house. If he can"t find the object, he won"t go home.
猛兽总是独行，单身狗才成群结队。
The beast is always alone, the single dog is in groups.
孤独是一个人的狂欢，狂欢是单身狗的孤独。
Loneliness is a man"s Carnival, carnival is a single dog"s loneliness.
少年，停下你的脚步，回头吧，一群单身狗等着你。
Young man, stop your steps and turn around. A group of single dogs are waiting for you.
投我以狗粮，报之以白眼。
Give me dog food, and give me white eyes.
我是北方一只孤傲的狗，在苍茫的原野上，等着我心爱的姑娘归来。
你可愿意让我走进你的心扉。
I am a proud dog in the north, waiting for the return of my beloved girl in the vast field.
You are willing to let me into your heart.
放荡不拘，是我的个性，夜不归宿，是我的本性，单身是我高傲的座右铭。
It"s my personality to be indulgent and unrestrained. It"s my nature not to end at night. Being single is my lofty motto.
——陈亦殊
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