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1、据说害怕时喊出的名字是你最爱的人，那你知道卧槽是谁吗？
It is said that the name you call out when you are afraid is your favorite person. Do you know who wocao is?
2、晚上我问魔镜：魔镜魔镜，谁是这世界上最黑的人？
魔镜：谁？是谁在说话？
In the evening, I asked mirror: mirror, mirror, who is the darkest person in the world?
Mirror: who? Who is talking?
3、通知：今年的圣诞节推迟到2021年1月8日，因为圣诞老人到了以后还要被隔离14天。
Notice: this year"s Christmas will be postponed to January 8, 2021, because Santa Claus will be quarantined for 14 days.
4、都说双向奔赴才有意义，但其实单项奔赴的关系也不错，比如我站在这里不动，你去给我买杯奶茶。
It is said that it is meaningful to go to each other in two directions, but in fact, the relationship between single events is also good. For example, if I stand here, you can buy me a cup of milk tea.
5、这个冬天把我前任冻死没关系，可千万不要把我正在赶来的男朋友冻坏了。
It doesn"t matter to freeze my predecessor to death this winter, but don"t freeze my boyfriend who is coming here.
6、小孩子才做选择，我们大人都是做牛做马，做不完的活儿。
Only children make choices. We adults are doing endless work.
7、我有一张沾沾卡，谁有对象的可以给我沾一下。
I have a dip card. Anyone who has an object can dip it for me.
8、想和你一起在冬天吃火锅，不是冬天也行，不是你也行，不是火锅不行。
I want to eat hot pot with you in winter, even if it"s not in winter, even without you, but it"s not OK without hotpot.
9、我爱你，如果给这份爱加个期限，那就是七秒钟，因为我是你的一条鱼。
I love you. If you add a time limit to this love, it will be seven seconds, because I am your fish.
10、本想今年咸鱼翻身，结果粘锅了。
I wanted to turn the salted fish over this year, but it stuck to the pot.
11、请问什么时候能流行脸大的女孩子，脸我已经准备好了，就差流行了。
I would like to ask when the big face girls can be popular. I"m ready for the face, but it"s not popular.
12、周末自驾游，有没有一起的，只限一人，多了我蹬不动。
Weekend self driving tour, there is no together, only one person, I can"t pedal more.
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