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请问有霸道总裁吗？听说那玩意儿会自动降温。
Is there an overbearing president? I heard that the stuff will cool down automatically.
当电风扇变成了电吹风，我觉得人生都失去了意义。
When the electric fan turned into a hair dryer, I felt that my life was meaningless.
我和你妈同时掉水里，先救你妈，让我在水里凉快凉快。
I and your mother fell into the water at the same time, save your mother first, let me cool in the water.
我不会告诉你我家里有空调的，毕竟天这么热，你要来蹭凉怎么办。
I won’t tell you that I have an air conditioner at home. After all, it’s so hot, what should you do if you want to come to Liangliang?
今天的太阳好像会说话，它对我说，不把你融掉，我就对不起我们家族，被后羿弄死的9个兄弟。
Today"s sun seems to be able to speak. It said to me, I will be sorry for our family, 9 brothers killed by Hou Yi, without melting you.
今天上班路上不小心摔了一跤，被医院确诊为三级烫伤。
I accidentally fell on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a tertiary scald by the hospital.
这个天气挺尴尬的，不开空调又热，开的话还得去买一台。
This weather is quite embarrassing. If you don"t turn on the air conditioner, it"s hot. If you turn it on, you have to buy one.
我现在没空听什么浪漫爱情故事，我只想吹空调。
I don"t have time to listen to any romantic love story now, I just want to blow the air conditioner.
我是女娲，我要热死了，谁给我买个雪糕，我给你捏个对象。
I’m Nuwa, I’m going to die, whoever buys me an ice cream bar, I’ll pinch you an object.
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