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1、有人相爱,有人夜里看海,有人听说要开学,一口气没喘上来。
Some people fall in love, some watch the sea at night, some hear that school is going to start, and then they don"t breathe.
2、为什么要吵架呢?就不能心平气和地坐下来,打对方几巴掌吗?
Why quarrel? Can"t you sit down calmly and slap each other?
3、我能叫你宝贝吗?因为我看你男朋友也是这样叫你的。
Can I call you baby? Because I think that"s what your boyfriend calls you.
4、醒来发现账户上多了一个亿,当时我就知道,我还没有真正醒来。
When I woke up, I found that there were 100 million more in my account. I knew at that time that I had not really woken up.
5、羡慕你们事业都遇到瓶颈,我连瓶颈都没找到。
I envy you that you have encountered bottlenecks in your career. I have not even found them.
6、有人建议我每天跑步来释放压力,我跑了几天发现,每天坚持跑步的压力更大。
I have been advised to run every day to relieve stress. After running for a few days, I find that it is more stressful to keep running every day.
7、每次领完新书,我都感觉我在开我的私人签售会。
Every time I get a new book, I feel like I"m having a private signing.
8、有人会开锁的吗?我男神把qq空间锁了。
Will anyone unlock the lock? My favorite boy locked the QQ space.
9、算了,我也想通了,如果跟肖战在一起,我可以不要名分。
Forget it, I"ve figured it out. If I"m with Xiao Zhan, I don"t want a place.
10、好奇怪哦,为什么这么晚了,王一博还没来和我说晚安,难道就因为他不认识我吗?
Why is it so late? Wang Yibo hasn"t come to say good night to me. Is it because he doesn"t know me?
11、来不及了,五块钱雇一个人喜欢我,再贵付不起了。
It"s too late. Five dollars to hire someone to like me. If it"s too expensive to pay
12、每次穿梭在巨大的商场里都是开心的,因为一下就能意识到,原来世界上有那么多东西,自己都不需要。
Every time I shuttle in the huge shopping mall is happy, because I can realize that there are so many things in the world that I don"t need.
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