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1、我喜欢上你了，这句话我撂这了，你自己想办法爱上我吧。
I like you, this sentence I leave this, you find a way to fall in love with me.
2、心情不好的时候就去多打两把游戏，你会发现刚才的心情是挺好的。
When you are in a bad mood, you will find that you are in a good mood.
3、如果你肯花一点时间来了解我，那么你就会发现，你浪费了一点时间。
If you take a moment to get to know me, you will find that you are wasting a little time.
4、你连我的朋友圈都不想赞，你想赞什么，暂时封闭眼睛吗。
You don"t even want to like my circle of friends. What do you want to like? Close your eyes temporarily.
5、当你放了了一个屁的时候，一定要和周围的人说：什么东西糊了，这样周围的人就会猛吸你的屁。
When you put a fart, you must say to the people around you: something is pasted, so the people around you will suck your fart.
6、这个世界上美好的事情太多，比如帮王对岸吹来的风，和笑起来要命的你。
There are too many beautiful things in this world, such as the wind blowing from the other side of Wang, and you who are laughing to death.
7、每天少吃一顿饭，过一段时间后就可以省下一大笔钱，这笔钱就可以留着看胃病用。
If you eat less than one meal a day, you can save a lot of money after a period of time, and the money can be saved for stomach diseases.
8、分手后马上换女朋友的可以跟我互删了，换来换去都轮不到我，什么意思？
Break up immediately after the girlfriend can be deleted with me, in exchange for the round can not be me, what do you mean?
9、看到你的第一天开始，我就知道，我又到了换壁纸的时候了。
From the beginning of your first day, I knew it was time for me to change my wallpaper.
10、我小时候抓了一把沙子，家人以为我长大后要搞建筑，结果我变成了沙雕。
When I was a child, I caught a handful of sand. My family thought I would do architecture when I grew up. As a result, I became a sand sculpture.
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