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1、相爱没有那么容易，毕竟每个人都有他的手机！
Love is not so easy, after all, everyone has his mobile phone!
2、口袋里的钞票最薄情寡义，身上的肥膘最不离不弃！
The money in the pocket is the most tender, and the fat on the body is the most unforgettable!
3、每当我捡到成功的暂时，就有人把锁换了！
Whenever I find the temporary success, someone will change the lock!
4、假如我年少有为不自卑，如今我老公肯定一大推！
If I am young and promising, my husband will surely push me forward!
5、想让别人对你念念不忘，最好的办法就是欠钱不还！
The best way to let others remember you is not to pay back the money!
6、我也想看清自己，可是我的体重不允许！
I also want to see myself, but my weight does not allow!
7、人生就像一场斗地主，刚刚还是一伙的，转眼成敌人！
Life is like a fight against landlords, just a group, the enemy in a flash!
8、好想谈一场，你妈拿着一千万让我离开你的恋爱！
I really want to have a talk, your mother took 10 million let me leave your love!
9、昨天跟蚊子斗了一宿，最后打成了平手，它没吃饱，我没睡好！
Yesterday, I had a fight with the mosquito for a whole night. Finally, it was tied. It didn"t eat enough and I didn"t sleep well!
10、我低下了头，不是认输，而是在找钱！
I lowered my head, not to admit defeat, but to change money!
11、如果不能一夜暴富，两夜也行，那边半个月我也能接受！
If you can"t get rich overnight, two nights is OK. I can accept that for half a month!
12、外面情侣太多，我都不敢出去了，我怕他们看见后悔有对象！
There are so many lovers out there that I dare not go out. I"m afraid that they will regret something!
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