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1、女生天天给男生送便当，送了两个月之后，男生悄悄的对女生说，便当真好吃。
女生回答道，真的吗？那是我哥哥做的，他喜欢你好久了。
Girls send lunch to boys every day. After two months, the boy quietly said to the girl that it was really delicious.
The girl replied, really? That"s what my brother did. He"s loved you for a long time.
2、今天我给妈妈打电话问妈妈，你在干嘛呢？
妈妈说，我正在打工啊，努力挣钱，给你娶媳妇啊，
我当时很感动。
后来电话那边传来一声音，别动，是三条不，胡了。
Today, I called my mother and asked her, what are you doing?
My mother said, I am working hard to earn money and marry you a daughter-in-law,
I was very moved.
Then a voice came from the phone. Don"t move. It"s three no, Hu.
3、本人特别懒，在宿舍能睡一天一夜的那种，宿舍也被我搞得很乱。
后来来了一个室友，他有严重的强迫症，他发誓一定要把我的懒病治好。
终于三个月过去了。他的强迫症被我治好了。
I am very lazy, in the dormitory can sleep a day and a night of that kind, the dormitory is also very messy by me.
Later came a roommate, he has a serious obsessive-compulsive disorder, he vowed to cure my laziness.
Finally, three months passed. His obsessive-compulsive disorder was cured by me.
4、多年未见的朋友发微信告诉我。终于还是变成了自己最讨厌的人。
我感同身受地回复道，大家都是如此，不必介怀。
我反问他。你年轻的时候最讨厌什么人啊。
她回答道，有钱人。
Friends I haven"t seen for many years sent me wechat to tell me. Finally, I became the person I hate most.
I feel the same way back, everyone is like this, don"t worry about it.
I asked him. Who did you hate most when you were young.
She replied, rich man.
5、自习课上，好不容易有机会跟女友聊天，可能是我说说错话了。
他突然冷冷的说，你外面有人。
然后就再也不理我了。
我当时很着急，我手指着天发誓，我真的没有。
这时身后的班主任冷冷的说了一句，他说的是我。
In the self-study class, I finally had a chance to chat with my girlfriend. Maybe I said something wrong.
He suddenly said coldly, you have someone outside.
And then he ignored me.
I was in a hurry. I swore to God that I didn"t.
At this time, the head teacher behind me said coldly, he said that I was.
6、看着桌子上的饭菜，我不满地对老妈说，天天在家吃这些饭菜，我都吃腻了，要不我们出去吃吧。
老妈想了想，点了点头。
然后给我盛了一碗饭，让我一个人去外面院子里吃。
Looking at the food on the table, I said to my mother dissatisfied, every day at home to eat these meals, I am tired of eating, or we go out to eat it.
Mom thought about it and nodded.
Then he served me a bowl of rice and asked me to eat in the yard alone.
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