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1、一生很长，要和有趣的人做朋友，比如我！
Life is long. Make friends with interesting people, like me!
2、我还是忘不了他， 唢呐一吹我就总觉得走的是他。
Istillcan"tforgethim.Assoonasthesuonaisplayed,Ialwaysthinkit"shimwhoisgoing.
3、真希望有人骂我“有钱了不起啊！”
I wish someone would call me "being rich is great!"
4、有没有肚子饿的？打电话给我，我嗦喽一口面给你听听。
Are there any hungry ones? Call me and I"ll talk to you.
5、我看起来胖，是因为被生活打肿了而已！
I look fat because I have been swollen by life!
6、明明可以靠颜值吃饭，可偏偏要工作；明明是谁我不知道，可我是偏偏！
It"sclearthatyoucandependonyourappearancetoeat,butyouhavetowork.Idon"tknowwhoyouare,butIdo!
7、春眠不觉晓，烦恼真不少。
Spring sleep unconsciously dawn, really a lot of trouble.
8、我的银行卡连密码都不想设了，用六位数去保护两位数，想想都心累。
My bank card even passwords do not want to set, with six digits to protect two digits, think of the heart tired.
9、事实证明，横溢的不只是才华，还有腰间的脂肪。
It turns out that it"s not just talent, it"s fat around the waist.
10、天气跟女人一样，善变！天气预报跟男人一样，不靠谱！
The weather is as fickle as a woman! Weather forecasts, like men, are unreliable!
11、我有一颗早起的心，可我的床和被子不同意。
I have an early heart, but my bed and quilt don"t agree.
12、自从我晒黑了，脸色变好了，牙齿表白了，喝酒都不脸红了。
SinceI"vebeensunburned,myfacehasimproved,myteethhaveconfessed,andIdon"tblushafterdrinking.
13、我上辈子一定是碳酸饮料，一开心就冒泡。
I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life. It bubbles when I"m happy.
14、早上疯，中午疯，晚上疯；我感觉我的人生到达了巅峰。
Crazy in the morning, crazy at noon, crazy at night; I feel my life has reached the peak.
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