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男："你为什么要害我?"
女："我害你?!"
男："害我那么喜欢你。"
Man: "why do you want to harm me?"
Female: "I hurt you?"
Man: "I like you so much."
男："你能模仿一下啄木鸟吗？"
女："怎么模仿啊？"
男："就拿我的脸当树啊!"
Man: "can you imitate the woodpecker?"
Female: "how to imitate?"
Man: "take my face as a tree!"
男："很多人说你的脸很圆。可是我觉得你的脸蛮方的。"
女："为什么？"
男："要不然你怎么那么正。"
Man: "many people say your face is round. But I think your face is square“
Female: "why?"
Man: "otherwise, how can you be so upright?"
男："你知道你跟这个灯有一个地方很像吗？"
女："你在讽刺我头跟它一样大吗？"
男："不是，它跟你一样，照亮我生命的每一天。"
Man: "do you know that you are similar to this lamp in one place?"
Woman: "are you satirizing that my head is as big as it?"
Man: "no, just like you, it lights up every day of my life."
男："你能不能帮我一个忙啊?"
女："什么?"
男："我买了一把玫瑰花你帮我养几天。"
Man: "can you do me a favor?"
Woman: "what?"
Man: "I bought a handful of roses. You can keep them for me for a few days."
男："你会喜欢我吗？"
女："不会。"
男："那我教你好了。"
Man: "will you like me?"
Woman: "No
Man: "I"ll teach you."
男："我昨天买了一本书。"
女："什么书？"
男："我们的结婚证书。"
Man: "I bought a book yesterday."
Woman: "what book?"
Man: "our marriage certificate."
男："你跑的快吗？"
女："还好欸。"
男："那你觉得我能追到你吗？"
Man: "can you run fast?"
Woman: "it"s OK."
Man: "do you think I can catch you?"
男："我们应该要去学游泳！"
男："因为我们即将坠入爱河。"
Man: "we should learn to swim!"
Man: "because we are about to fall in love."
男："你就偷着乐吧。"
女："我为什么要偷着乐呀。"
男："因为我爱你啊。"
Man: "you can steal music."
Female: "why should I steal music?"
Man: "because I love you."
男："能不能和我拍张照？"
女："啊，为什么？"
男："我要向我的朋友证明，天使是存在的。"
Man: "can you take a picture with me?"
Woman: "ah, why?"
Man: "I want to prove to my friends that angels exist."
男："这世界上最浪漫和最自私的话是什么？"
女："不知道欸。"
男："你是我的！"
Man: "what is the most romantic and selfish word in the world?"
Woman: "I don"t know."
Man: "you are mine!"
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