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我劝某些人，不要再说敬往事一杯酒了，我想这么多人敬他酒，往事可能早就已经喝趴下了。
I advise some people to stop toasting to the past, I think so many people toasting to him, the past may have already drunk.
像我们女孩子呢，小的时候都会做一个公主梦，这个梦里呀，会有一个白马王子来守护自己，陪在自己的身边，可是长大以后才发现，原来陪在身边的并不是王子，而是自己的影子。
Like us girls, small will have a princess dream, the dream ah, there will be a white horse prince to protect their own, accompany in their own side, but grew up to find that the original accompany in the side is not a prince, but their own shadow.
这个世界上，有很多成功的人都证明了一些事情，比如我国的第一代女皇武则天就证明了成功与否跟性别没有关系，而明朝的开国皇帝朱元璋又证明了成功与否跟出生没有关系，后来，马云又证明了成功与否跟自己的相貌没有关系，而我呢？就比较厉害了，我证明了成功跟我没有关系。
This world, there are many successful people have proved that some things, such as China"s first generation of empress wu zetian was proved that success has nothing to do with gender,
the first emperor of Ming dynasty zhu yuanzhang proved that success has nothing to do with birth again, later, jack ma, and proved that success has nothing to do with their own appearance, but I? I proved that success has nothing to do with me.
你知道人和猪最大的不同是什么吗？那就是人吃多了会变成猪，而猪呢？始终不能变成人，这就是最大的区别。
Do you know what the biggest difference between a person and a pig is? That is, people eat too much will become pigs, and pigs? Never being human is the biggest difference.
对我来说减肥其实是我人生的第二大事，第一件大事是吃饱喝足，反正只要我不低头，你们就看不到我的双下巴。
For me, losing weight is actually the second biggest thing in my life. The first thing is to eat and drink enough. Anyway, as long as I don"t lower my head, you can"t see my double chin.
我能想到的，对于我来说最浪漫的事情大概就是，我们一起去吃吃吃，玩玩玩，然后你付钱，嘻嘻！
I can think of, for me, the most romantic thing is probably, we go to eat, play, and then you pay, hee hee!
我发现最近每次洗完澡的时候，我去照镜子，就会觉得镜子里的自己特别的可爱，我想这大概就是所谓的脑袋进水了吧！
I found that recently every time I took a shower, I looked at myself in the mirror, I would feel the mirror in a special lovely, I think this is probably the so-called head water!
每次一到放长假的时候，我身边的朋友总是问我为什么不出去玩？听到他们这些话，我真的很想说，只要你给我钱，我保证可以一直在外面玩。
Every time to put a long holiday, my friends always ask me why not go out to play? Hearing these words, I really want to say, as long as you give me money, I can guarantee to play outside all the time.
有些事情啊！现在你的小脑袋还想不通，但是你不要着急，你可以先放一放，等过一段时间呢，你可爱的小脑袋就想不起来啦！
Something! Now your little head still can"t think straight, but you don"t have to worry, you can put aside for a while, and so on for a period of time, your lovely little head can"t remember!
你每天收集那些可爱的小句子有什么用呢？我告诉你一个最实际的办法就是来收集我可爱本身。
What"s the use of collecting those lovely little sentences every day? I"ll tell you one of the most practical ways is to collect my loveliness itself.
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