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1.我就像一棵孤寂的树，长久的屹立在马路旁，落寞的守候着，只是为了有那么一天，当你从我身旁路过时，为你倾倒，砸不扁你算我输。愚人节快乐。
I"m like a lonely tree, standing by the road for a long time, waiting lonely, just for one day, when you pass by me, I"ll fall for you, if I can"t beat you, I"ll lose. Happy April Fool"s Day.
2.与你偶遇，让我不知所措。你的含情脉脉让我无法躲避。我拼命地逃，你却步步紧逼。我哭喊着：“谁家的小狗没人管？”
I"m at a loss to meet you. I can"t avoid your affection. I tried my best to escape, but you pressed me step by step. I cried, "whose dog is nobody"s business?"
3.你的眼神，我看到了自信；你的眉宇，我看到了沧桑；你的额头，我看到岁月；你的贝齿，我看到了青菜。快去刷牙吧，愚人节快乐。
Your eyes, I see confidence; your eyebrows, I see vicissitudes; your forehead, I see years; your teeth, I see vegetables. Go and brush your teeth. Happy April Fool"s day.
4.愚人节快到了。作为好兄弟，真心不想整你。就算想，也没那个能耐，你说对吧。哦，忘了，刚才发短信时，他们都说只有傻子才会看。节日快乐。
April Fool"s Day is coming. As a good brother, I really don"t want to punish you. Even if you want to, you don"t have that ability, right. Oh, forget. When they texted just now, they all said that only a fool would read it. Happy holidays.
5.夸耀你漂亮的，是想说你难看；赞扬你聪慧的，是想说你傻气。所以喽，我只能说，愚人节快到了，希望长得不好看而且憨憨的你，节日快乐。
To boast of your beauty is to say you are ugly; to praise your intelligence is to say you are stupid. So, I can only say, April Fool"s Day is coming, I hope you are not good-looking and simple, happy holiday.
6.有一种理解叫心领神会，有一种感受叫做妙趣横生，有一种怀念叫望穿秋水，有一种笨蛋会把信息看完。
There is an understanding called understanding, there is a feeling called fun, there is a nostalgia called looking through the water, there is a fool will read the information.
7.愚人节快到了，愿你整人有妙招，搞笑有高招，忽悠有绝招，4月1日中我招，就是要天天开心哦。
April Fool"s Day is coming, I wish you have tricks, funny tricks, tricks, April 1 in my move, is to be happy every day oh.
8.亲爱的朋友，当看到这条短信时，请用你的头部使劲撞墙，看到了吗？你眼前无数的星星点点，就是我送你的无限的祝福。愚人节快乐！
Dear friends, when you see this message, please hit the wall with your head, see? The countless dots in front of you are the infinite blessings I send you. Happy April Fool"s Day!
9.不管天有多高，海有多深，风有多大，河有多宽，钢有多硬，尺有多长，酒有多烈，火有多热，冰有多冷……我只想真诚的告诉你，其实，这些都与你无关。愚人节快乐！
No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, how hard the steel is, how long the ruler is, how strong the wine is, how hot the fire is, how cold the ice is I just want to tell you sincerely, in fact, these have nothing to do with you. Happy April Fool"s Day!
10.四月的开头，是什么日子？我想，你懂得。往前一步是美满；退后一步是安乐。专属你的节日到了，无论你是前进或后退，都祝你愚人节快乐。
What"s the beginning of April? I think you know. One step forward is happiness; one step back is happiness. I wish you a happy April Fool"s day no matter whether you are going forward or backward.
11.如果漂亮是一种错，我已大错特错；如果聪明是一种罪，我已罪不可赦；做人真的好难。可你就不同了，既没有错又没有罪，真心羡慕你。记得愚人节要快乐哦。
If beauty is a mistake, I have made a big mistake; if cleverness is a crime, I have been unforgivable; it"s really hard to be a man. But you are different, there is no wrong and no sin, I really envy you. Remember to be happy on April Fool"s day.
12.都说愚人节的晚上会有流星雨，到时还会有一只小猪从天空之上漂浮而过，可惜我要上夜班，不能一睹风采。你就好了，还有那么多人看着你飞。
It is said that there will be a meteor shower on the night of April Fool"s day, and then there will be a pig floating over the sky. Unfortunately, I have to work on the night shift, so I can"t see it. You"re good. There are so many people watching you fly.
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