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一、
希望我能成为一个有钱又有趣的人，实在不行，光有钱也是可以的。
I hope I can become a rich and interesting person, really not good, just rich is OK.
二、
青春就像卫生纸。看着挺多的。用着用着就不够了！
Youth is like toilet paper. That"s a lot. It"s not enough to use it!
三、
就因为我在人群中多看了你一眼，你就以为我要搭你的摩托车。
Just because I gave you one more look in the crowd, you thought I wanted a ride on your motorcycle.
四、
我脾气不好，成绩不好，气质不好，性格不好，长相不好，唯一值得骄傲的就是：消化好！
I have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temperament, bad character, bad looks, the only thing to be proud of is: good digestion!
五、
不是除了你，我就没人要了。只是除了你，我谁都不想要。
Not except you, I have no one to take. I just don"t want anyone but you.
六、
要不是老师说过不能乱扔垃圾，不然我早把你扔出去了。
I would have thrown you out if the teacher hadn"t said no littering.
七、
恋爱的酸味说忘就忘，金钱的芳香永远记得。
The sour taste of love is forgotten, and the fragrance of money is always remembered.
八、
我也想做一个优雅的淑女，是生活把老娘逼成了泼妇。
I also want to be an elegant lady, is the old niang forced by life into a shrew.
九、
朋友圈发自拍不要太过分，我们可是见过面的。
Don"t go too far. We"ve met before.
十、
你骂我，我不生气，我给自己泡杯枸杞，用爱感化你。
You scold me, I will not be angry, I give myself a cup of medlar, with love to influence you.
十一、
男人忽悠女人，叫调戏；女人忽悠男人，叫勾引；男女相互忽悠，叫爱情。
Men flirt with women, called dalliance; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women cheat each other, called love.
十二、
世界上最远的距离不是生与死，而是我隐身、你在线，你在线、我却隐身。
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but I am invisible, you are online, you are online, I am invisible.
十三、
为什么一看书，就困呢？因为书，是梦开始的地方。
Why read a book, sleepy? Because the book, is the place where the dream begins.
十四、
经历一场恋爱就像吃巧克力，就算你不用付巧克力的钱，也得付减肥的钱。
Going through a relationship is like eating chocolate. Even if you don"t have to pay for the chocolate, you have to pay for the weight loss.
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