特别现实的讽刺文案 简短虐心 说到心坎上

有个男孩跟我说要爱我一辈子，没想到他的一生只有三天。

A boy told me to love me all his life, but he had only three days.

你不要再来了，我要下雪了。放在律己上，宽容。

You don"t want to come againm going to snow. Put on the law, tolerance.

你是最棒的，要是有人比你强，我就假装没看到。

You"re the best. If someone"s better than you, I"ll pretend not to see it.

我总是认为自己是天使，上不了天堂也只是个重量问题。

I always think that I am an angel, not to go to heaven is only a weight problem.

希望你所关心的一切都有好结果。

hope everything you care about has good result.

假如我们总是等着万事俱备，那我们就永远不能开始了。

If we always wait for everything to be ready, then we can never start.

生活如此广阔，别光为情所困，拼命活着。

Life is so broad, don"t just be trapped by love, desperately live.

晚上好，睡觉吧，昨晚的梦还剩半桶没做完呢

Good evening, sleep, last night"s dream is still half a bucket unfinished

考验的终点是花开万里。漂泊不定的船也会回到岸边。一跃而下，千里迢迢。

The end of the test is to spend thousands of miles. Wandering boats will return to shore. Jump down, all the way.

过去的日子里，光芒万丈，光彩照人。年岁一向宽宏大量，善于取长补短。

In the past days, the light is shining and shining. Years have always been magnanimous, good at learning from each other.

爱上自己，没有情敌。

Love yourself, no rival.

将温柔和可爱藏在心底，留给喜欢的人。爱胜于岁月的漫长，温柔胜于艰难的岁月。

Will be gentle and lovely hidden in the bottom of my heart, left to like the person. Love is better than the long years, tenderness than the hard years.

适合深夜发朋友圈的情感文案，伤感落寞，戳人心坎