只是随性,不是没脾气,对于某些人,我的巴掌很合适你的脸。
It"s just casual, not without temper. For some people, my slap is very suitable for your face.
你那么会抬杠,你去打麻将吧。
You are so good at playing mahjong.
天晴了,雨停了,你是不是又觉得自己行了。
It"s sunny and the rain has stopped. Do you think you can do it again.
你的肺活量一定很大的吧,这么能吹。
Your vital capacity must be very big, can blow so.
你用什么牌子的护肤,把皮肤保养的这么厚。
What brand of skin care do you use to keep your skin so thick.
没人爱你,是因为你妈给你这张脸,防止你早恋。
No one loves you because your mother gives you this face to prevent you from falling in love.
别一有病就来找我,我又不是兽医。
Don"t come to me as soon as you get sick. I"m not a vet.
我不是看不起你,是压根不想理你。
I don"t look down on you. I don"t want to talk to you at all.
你素颜不敢出门,卸妆没脸见人,化妆回眸吓死人。
You don"t dare to go out of the house, you don"t have a face to see people when you take off your make-up.
上帝把智慧散满人间,唯独你打开了伞。
God scattered wisdom all over the world, but you opened the umbrella.
每次看见你,都有一种特别的感觉,这种感觉,跟做噩梦一样。
Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, which is the same as having a nightmare.
当我不说话时,不是因为你的厉害把我征服了,而是因为你的傻X让我沉默了。
When I don"t speak, it"s not because you conquer me, but because your silly x makes me silent.
我最佩服的就是你这种,五官长得谁也不服谁。
What I admire most is that you are not satisfied with your facial features.
你父母是搞化学的吧,把你整得跟实验品似的。
Your parents are engaged in chemistry. They make you look like an experiment.
我从来都不喜欢骂人,因为我骂的都不是人。
I never like swearing, because I don"t scold people.
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