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8月可能不会对你很好，给我转88块钱，让我来对你好吧。
August may not be very good to you. Transfer me 88 yuan and let me treat you.
情人节不出意外的话，一个人过，出意外的话，精神病院过。
Valentine"s Day is not an accident, a person, an accident, a mental hospital.
气到胸疼，后来想想我没有胸，慢慢的气消了。
I was so angry that my chest hurt. Later, I thought I had no chest, and my breath disappeared slowly.
你生日的时候，没有什么好送你的，就送你离开我的好友列表吧。
There"s nothing to give you on your birthday. Just leave my friends list.
幸亏我是个胖子，难过的时候还能捏一捏肚子。
Fortunately, I"m a fat man. I can pinch my stomach when I"m sad.
希望你不要喜欢我，因为我不想看到你9亿少年为敌。
I hope you don"t like me, because I don"t want to see your 900 million teenagers as enemies.
月老能不能把我的缘分绳捆紧一点，不要总是用劣质的绳子捆。
Yuelao, can you tie my fate rope tightly? Don"t always tie it with inferior rope.
不要问我借钱，我们都是同龄人，你觉得我会有吗？
Don"t ask me to borrow money. We are all peers. Do you think I will have it?
所谓的缘分就是我想接吻，你刚好也有嘴。
The so-called fate is that I want to kiss, and you happen to have a mouth.
小时候想做公主，长大了还是想做公主，可陪我的人不是王子，而是彭于晏。
I wanted to be a princess when I was a child, but I still wanted to be a princess when I grew up, but the person accompanying me was not the prince, but Peng Yuyan.
一块钱买的尺子都有20cm，而你没有。
Every ruler bought for a dollar has 20cm, but you don"t.
代喝奶茶五块一杯，支持微信转账。
Drink milk tea for five yuan a cup and support wechat transfer.
抬头看了看头上的月亮，月亮却对我说，你这秃顶也很光。
I looked up at the moon, but the Moon said to me, you are bald and bare.
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