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注重细节，从小事做起，因为你根本做不了大事。
Pay attention to details and start with small things, because you can"t do big things at all.
养鱼挺麻烦的，每周要换一次水，我经常忘记，后来就只好一周换一次鱼了。
It"s very troublesome to raise fish. I have to change the water once a week. I often forget it. Later, I had to change the fish once a week.
不要再问我有没有对象一起过情人节了，我乃社会主义接班人，岂能谈儿女情长。
Don"t ask me if I have a partner to spend Valentine"s day with. I"m the successor of socialism. How can I talk about love between children.
大海真的太可怕了，当时泰坦尼克号出海前，我喉咙都喊哑了，叫他们不要出海，他们不但不听，还把我从电影院赶了出来。
The sea was really terrible. At that time, before the Titanic went to sea, my throat was hoarse and I told them not to go to sea. They not only didn"t listen, but also drove me out of the cinema.
今天开着宾利，抽着软中华，旁边带着梦中情人，这一切我在电三轮上看得清清楚楚！
Today, I am driving Bentley, smoking soft China, with my dream lover beside me. I can see all this clearly on the electric tricycle!
上海的魔都就是为你盖的楼，如果不够，我再喝两杯！
Shanghai magic is built for you. If it"s not enough, I"ll have two more drinks!
不开心的时候就睡一觉，如果醒来还不开心，那就多睡几觉。
Sleep when you are not happy. If you are not happy when you wake up, sleep more.
医学真的很落后，根本治不了我的贫穷。
Medicine is really backward. It can"t cure my poverty.
女：现在的科技实在是发达，都出眨眼支付功能。男：那功能对你没用。女：为啥没用啊？男：你花钱眨过眼睛吗？
Woman: now the technology is really developed, all of them have the function of blink payment. Man: that function doesn"t work for you. Woman: why is it useless? Man: have you ever spent money to blink?
努力些，不然钱还是会流向不缺钱的人，爱也会流向不缺爱的人。
Work hard, otherwise money will flow to people who are not short of money and love will flow to people who are not short of love.
如果你嫌我脾气大的话 那你去找个漏气的吧。
If you think I have a big temper, you can find a leak.
当一个人没有好看的皮囊时，便误以为自己拥有有趣的灵魂，其实长得丑和有趣是两码事。
When a person does not have a good-looking skin bag, he mistakenly thinks that he has an interesting soul. In fact, being ugly and interesting are two different things.
由于性格太内向，一直做不出抢着结账这种事。
Because of his introverted personality, he has been unable to rush to settle the bill.
今天去地里干活，有幸当了一回明星，路过的大爷说：地里热巴。
Today, I went to work in the field and was lucky to be a star. The old man who passed by said: it"s hot in the field.
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