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我对朋友的最基本要求：我冬天难过时，给我一杯热奶茶，我夏天难过时，给我一杯冰奶茶。
My most basic requirements for friends: when I am sad in winter, give me a cup of hot milk tea; when I am sad in summer, give me a cup of Iced Milk Tea.
校花是指女孩，校草是指男孩。那么“天涯何处无芳草，何必单恋一枝花”这句话就值得斟酌了。
School flower refers to girl, school grass refers to boy. So "where there is no grass in the world, why love a flower alone" is worth considering.
你说有苹果肌的女孩笑起来很自然，难道我用安卓机的女孩笑起来就很卡？
You say is too laggy for a girl with apple muscle to laugh. Do I laugh when I use the Andrew girl"s smile?
别人聊天，聊着聊着就成了对象，我聊天，聊着聊着，就被抛弃了。
Others chatting, chatting became the object, I chatting, chatting, was abandoned.
我们去看场电影吧，票和奶茶我来买，你看电影我看你，我想看看你脸皮有多厚。
Let"s go to a movie. I"ll buy tickets and milk tea. I"ll see you when you watch a movie. I want to see how thick your skin is.
在路上不小心摔了一跤，为了避免尴尬，我一路磕头到了西藏。
I accidentally fell on the road. In order to avoid embarrassment, I kowtowed all the way to Tibet.
做我女朋友吧，我会保护好你的，绝对不会让其他女朋友发现的。
Be my girlfriend. I"ll protect you. I won"t let other girlfriends find out.
一些表面上看起来岁月静好的女孩子，背地里居然连多余的钱都没有，甚至还欠着蚂蚁花呗。
On the surface, some girls who seem to have a quiet life don"t even have extra money, and even owe ants money.
我爸喝醉了把我喊醒过来，然后又温柔的说了一句：快睡吧。
My dad woke me up when he was drunk, and then he gently said, "go to sleep.".
我和老公感情非常好，每晚睡觉，他都会用手臂给我当枕头，紧紧地抱着我入睡。后来，他得了肩周炎、我得了颈椎病。
My husband and I have a very good relationship. Every night when we sleep, he will use his arm as a pillow for me and hold me tightly to sleep. Later, he got periarthritis of shoulder and I got cervical spondylosis.
我就是冷战时绝不主动低头，但只要对方主动找我，我可以立马跪下给他磕头的那种人。
I"m the kind of person who never bows his head in the cold war, but as long as the other party comes to me, I can kneel down and kowtow to him immediately.
以后作业我借你抄，谁不希望高考少个对手。
I"ll borrow you to copy my homework in the future. Who doesn"t want to have less opponents in the college entrance examination.
我问佛：这世上可有真正的爱情？佛说：有的话我还出家？
I asked Buddha: is there real love in this world? Buddha said: if there are some, I am still a monk?
今天被帅哥摸头了，他说：吹头加5块。
Today, he was touched by a handsome man. He said: blow your head and add 5 yuan.
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