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1.世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死的距离，而是冬天被窝里和被窝外的温度差。
The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the quilt in winter.
2.冬天最流氓了，总是喜欢对我冻手冻脚的。
The most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.
3.天冷了，最想去的地方除了被窝，还有你的怀里。
It"s cold. The place you want to go most is not only the quilt, but also your arms.
4.你可千万不要对我忽冷忽热，那样我会感冒的。
You mustn"t treat me hot and cold, then I will catch cold.
5.一切不以下雪为目的降温都是在耍流氓。
All not for the purpose of snow cooling are playing hooligans.
6.对于爱睡觉的人来说，一年四季就是春困秋乏，夏天要打盹儿，冬天要冬眠。
For those who love sleeping, the four seasons of the year are sleepy in spring and tired in autumn, dozing in summer and hibernating in winter.
7.不回你信息不是因为我高冷，而是因为我手冷。
It"s not because I"m cold, but because my hands are cold.
8.这个冬天很冷，你们有人取暖，我自己插口袋。
It"s cold this winter. Some of you are warm. I put my own pocket in.
9.天太冷了，有什么事，到我被窝里说。
It"s too cold. What can I do for you.
10.天冷了，请给我个拥抱，如果不能给我拥抱，请给我件外套。
It"s cold, please give me a hug. If you can"t give me a hug, please give me a coat.
11.天越来越冷了，大家有女朋友的抱女朋友，有男朋友的抱男朋友，我去添件衣裳。
It"s getting colder and colder. We have girlfriends and boyfriends. I"ll add some clothes.
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