1、多动笔,少说话,学好知识闯天下,考上清华和北大,不在话下。
Write more, speak less, learn knowledge well, enter the world, and be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University.
2、降龙18掌,送你到香港,香港没有门,送你到澳门,澳门没有锁,送你进厕所,厕所没有灯,掉进茅厕坑。
Dragon subduing 18 palms, send you to Hong Kong, Hong Kong has no door, send you to Macao, Macao has no lock, send you into the toilet, toilet without light, fall into the toilet pit.
3、一年级跑,二年级追,三年级的情书一大堆,四年级的美女没人追,五年级的作业满天飞,六年级的情侣一对对。
First grade running, second grade chasing, third grade love letters a lot,The fourth grade beauty is not pursued, the fifth grade homework is flying, the sixth grade couple is a pair.
4、小燕子跑,五阿哥追,尔康喜欢夏紫薇,皇上天天追香飞,气的皇后脸发黑。
Swallows run, five elder brother chase, Er Kang likes crape myrtle, the emperor chase fragrant fly every day, angry queen face black.
5、送你一朵花,请你嫁给他,结婚的时候不要忘记他。
Give you a flower, please marry him, don"t forget him when you get married.
6、唧唧复唧唧,木兰开飞机,开的什么机,波音747。
Haw haw haw, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does he fly? Boeing 747.
7、葵花点穴手,谁动谁是狗。
Sunflower acupoints, who move who is the dog.
8、你拍一,我拍一,我们一起坐飞机。
You take one, I"ll take one. We"ll fly together.
9、我是阿里巴巴,身高一米八八,看你可怜巴巴,给你一袋锅巴。
I"m Ali Baba. I"m 1.88 meters tall. I"ll give you a bag of fried rice dumplings.
10、12345上山打老虎,老虎没打到,打到一只小松鼠。
12345 go up the mountain to fight the tiger, but the tiger didn"t hit it, and hit a little squirrel.
11、小老鼠,上灯台,偷油吃,下不来,喵喵喵,猫来了,咕噜咕噜滚下来。
Little mouse, on the lampstand, steal oil to eat, can"t get down, meow meow meow, cat come, grunt grunt roll down.
12、人之初性本善,不写作业是好汉,老师发现怎么办?下楼去叫奥特曼。
People at the beginning of good nature, do not do homework is a hero, the teacher found how to do? Go downstairs and call Altman.
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