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一、就算失败了九十九次，也要再努力一次，凑个整数。
Even if we fail ninety-nine times, we should try again to make up a whole number.
二、天下没有不透风的墙，隔壁晚饭是真的香。
There is no airtight wall in the world. Is the dinner next door true.
三、晚上睡不着对着空气挥两拳，不干什么，就是为了干这个世界。
If you can"t sleep at night, you can wave two fists at the air. If you don"t do anything, you just want to do the world.
四、我发誓，我今天一定不熬夜，如果再熬夜，我就再发誓。
I swear, I will not stay up late today. If I stay up late again, I will swear again.
五、生孩子 我不生完 就卡着 哎 就是玩儿。（这是个梗）
If I don"t have a baby, I"ll be stuck. Ah, it"s just for fun.
六、我是一个很自律的人，既然说了要减肥，我就要天天说！
I am a very self disciplined person, since said to lose weight, I will say every day!
七、别爱我 没结果 我事多 还爱作。
Don"t love me. I love to do too much.
八、别人都是为赚钱而犯愁，而我是为花钱而犯愁，请问这5快钱如何用到下个月。
Others worry about making money, but I worry about spending money. How can I use the five fast money next month.
九、起床是一种能力，赖床是一种技术 ，我能力有限，技术却很高。
Getting up is a kind of ability, staying in bed is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is very high.
是很多人问我为什么单身 其实也不是不喜欢男孩子 就是我感觉男孩子不干净不爱卫生 我长这么大就没见过他们洗澡。
A lot of people ask me why I"m single. It"s not that I don"t like boys. It"s just that I don"t feel clean or hygienic. I"ve never seen them take a bath since I was so big
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