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这辈子我没求过谁，只求过阴影部分面积。
I have never asked anyone in my life, only the area of the shadow.
我是家里唯一的火源，我爸妈看到我就来火。
I"m the only fire source in my family. My parents catch fire when they see me.
俄罗斯方块玩得好的人，是不是比较会整理房间？
Do people who play Tetris well tidy their rooms?
你不是一无所有，你还有病。
You don"t have nothing. You"re still sick.
停下休息的时候，不要忘记别人还在奔跑，所以请努力伸出双腿，绊倒他。
When you stop to rest, don"t forget that others are still running, so please try to stretch out your legs and trip him.
回眸一笑百媚生，我回眸了，也笑了，但我抽筋了，现在还不能正常扭回来。
Looking back, I smiled and smiled, but I have cramps and can"t turn back normally now.
在家的时候，发烧还是会坚持上网，上学的时候，打个喷嚏都觉得是癌症晚期。
When I am at home, I still insist on surfing the Internet with a fever. When I sneeze at school, I think it is late cancer.
一直找不到女朋友，今天乘着放假终于鼓起勇气去整容医院。刚来到前台，只见接待边跑边喊：“主任，大生意来了！”
I couldn"t find a girlfriend. Today, I finally summoned up the courage to go to the cosmetic hospital. Just came to the front desk, I saw the reception running and shouting, "director, big business is coming!"
老板今天在办公室给我们讲了一个笑话，大家都笑得人仰马翻，只有小王没笑。我笑着问他怎么不笑，答：“我已经辞职了。”
The boss told us a joke in the office today. Everyone laughed and turned upside down. Only Xiao Wang didn"t laugh. I smiled and asked him why he didn"t smile. I replied, "I"ve resigned."
“从小到大你经历过哪些刻骨铭心的谎言？”“压岁钱我们先帮你收着。”
"What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood?" "we"ll take the lucky money for you first."
世界上最遥远的距离，就是星期一到星期五。
The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.
去买水，老板说两块，我说瓶子上写着建议零售价一块五啊？老板说：“我不接受他的建议！”
When I went to buy water, the boss said two yuan. I said the bottle said the suggested retail price was one yuan and five yuan? The boss said, "I don"t accept his suggestion!"
问：你喜欢我哪一点？答：我喜欢你离我远一点！
Q: what do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!
本想回眸一笑，没想到笑出鼻涕泡.
I wanted to look back and smile, but I didn"t expect to laugh with a runny nose
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