愚笨的女人盯着男人的缺点，老是生气，聪明的女人欣赏男人的优点，很是开心。
Stupid women stare at men"s shortcomings, always angry, smart women appreciate men"s advantages, very happy.
“你东西掉了”“啊 什么东西啊？”“你把手伸出来，你把我弄掉了”
"You dropped something." "Oh, what is it?""You put your hand out. You dropped me."
“久别重逢，失而复得，虚惊一场。”
"After a long separation, lost and found, a false alarm."
我爱你，就像你妈打你一样不讲道理
I love you as much as your mother beat you
多谢你的离去，让我看到那么坚强的自己。
Thank you for leaving, let me see so strong myself.
谁都不想辜负的人，最后很可能会辜负自己。
Who don"t want to live up to the people, the last is likely to live up to their own.
世上最美好的事莫过于我长大，您未老；我有能力报答，您仍然健康。
The best thing in the world is that I grew up, you are not old;I can repay you. You are still healthy.
你是故意的吧，不，我是你的
Are you doing this on purpose? No, I"m yours
我建议你去喝酒，别去爱了，因为在酒里，不是死就是活，但是在爱里，你既死不了，又活不好。
I advise you to drink, and not to love, for in wine you either die or live, but in love you neither die nor live.
如果我不喜欢，百万富翁我也不嫁。如果我喜欢，千万富翁也嫁。
If I didn"t like it, I wouldn"t marry a millionaire.If I like it, I"ll marry a multimillionaire.
在一段感情中，投入较多的一方，最先有分手的想法而先提出分手的，却是最不走心的那一个
In a relationship, the partner who is more invested is the one who is the least conscientious and the one who is the first to break up
我爱你，让我们充实而有收获地拥有我们生活的每一天。
I love you, let"s have every day of our life full and fruitful.
