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1、你要悄悄精神，然后笑死所有人。
You have to be active quietly and make everyone laugh to death.
2、你很特别，你知道吗？你是上天派来的猪。
You"re special, you know? You"re a pig from heaven.
3、你慢慢考虑，错过我这个村，还有我的店，我开的连锁店。
Take your time. If you miss my shop in this village, there will still be my shop, because my shop is a chain store.
4、我一般下午出现，不然早晚你会爱上我。
I usually show up in the afternoon, or sooner or later you will fall in love with me.
5、见到你的第一眼就知道，你是只难养的猪。
I know at the first sight that you are a difficult pig.
6、今天我吃了好多东西，我在你心里更重了吗？
I ate a lot today. Am I heavier in your heart?
7、好朋友都脱单了，我不一样，我脱发。
All my good friends are single. I"m different. I lose my hair.
8、深夜了，我拿起了一本书，盖在了泡面上。
Late at night, I picked up a book and covered it with instant noodles.
9、如果菜咸了，就等一会儿，因为时间可以冲破一切。
If the food is salty, just wait for a while, because time can break through everything.
10、你为什么会近视，为了看淡世间事，所以才模糊了双眼。
Why are you short-sighted? In order to look down on the world, you blur your eyes.
11、过惯了没钱的生活，现在要开始过更加没钱的生活了。
I"m used to living without money, and now I"m going to start living even more without money.
12、换季的时候，猫和狗都知道换毛，我想买衣服有错吗？
When the season changes, both cats and dogs know how to change their hair. Is it wrong that I want to buy clothes?
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