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1、情是心中的向往，是感觉的共鸣，是灵感的碰撞，是电光的闪耀，是甜蜜的琼浆，是醉人的纯酒。
Love is the yearning in the heart, the resonance of feeling, the collision of inspiration, the shining of lightning, sweet nectar and intoxicating pure wine.
2、你在偷偷想我吗？你真的在偷偷想我吗？如果你真的想我告诉我啊，我不会不让你想我的，大家讲道理嘛，我也想你啊！
Are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? If you really want me to tell me, I won"t let you miss me. Be reasonable, I miss you too!
3、老板不可以，我的工资越来越低，我的薪水都去哪里，还假装那么冷静！老板不可以，都怪我惹你生气，下班又走得太急，不是我不用心！
The boss can"t, my salary is getting lower and lower, where is my salary going, and pretending to be so calm! The boss can"t. It"s all my fault for making you angry. I left work too quickly. It"s not that I didn"t care!
4、那天你擅自上街，有人要想拥抱你，有人想跟你合影，还有人想让你当街表演节目。还是我理解你的心，挺身而出，大声说：还是把这小猴放归自然吧。
On that day, when you took the street without permission, some people wanted to hug you, some people wanted to take a photo with you, and some people wanted you to perform in the street. Or I understand your heart, stand up and say loudly: Let the monkey go back to nature.
5、世界上的男人分三种，第一种很虚荣，一定要找个胸大的；第二种很单纯，要个胸大的就可以了；第三种很现实，不要别的，胸大就行。
There are three kinds of men in the world. The first one is very vain, so you must find a big chest; The second one is very simple, just have a big chest; The third is very realistic, nothing else, just big breasts.
6、花儿香不香，蜂儿说了算；云儿美不美，天空说了算；草儿青不青，牛儿说了算；有没有想你，心儿说了算；短信发不发，我说了算！
Flowers are not fragrant, bees have the final say; Whether the clouds are beautiful or not, the sky has the final say; If the grass is green or not, the cow has the final say; If you miss you, your heart has the final say; I have the final say whether to send the text message or not!
7、我要你知道，这个世界上有一个人会永远等着你。无论是在什么时候，无论你在什么地方，反正你知道总会有这样一个人。
I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will always wait for you. No matter when and where you are, you know there will always be such a person.
8、幸福，给我站住！你不是该留在看短信那人家里吗？你还要告诉他，有个朋友一直惦记他，提醒他爱惜身体，祝福他好运平安！
Happiness, stop for me! Shouldn"t you stay at the home of the person reading the text message? You have to tell him that a friend has been thinking about him, reminding him to cherish his health and wishing him good luck and peace!
9、时间让人品味等待的魅力，空间使人倍感牵挂的美丽。许多时候人与人之间的祝福，并不需要言语来体现，就如此刻你静静的看我发给你的消息。
Time makes people taste the charm of waiting, while space makes people feel more concerned about the beauty. Many times, people"s blessings don"t need words to express, just as you quietly read the message I sent you at the moment.
10、刚才我发短信给西施：祝天下最美的女人天天快乐。西施有愧，转给了貂蝉，貂蝉有愧，转给了维纳斯，维纳斯又转给你。早知如此，就直接发给你了！
Just now I sent a text message to Xi Shi: I wish the most beautiful woman in the world happy every day. Xi Shi was guilty and transferred to The Story Of Diu Sim, The Story Of Diu Sim was guilty and transferred to Venus, and Venus was transferred to you. If I had known this, I would have sent it to you directly!
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