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我说的减肥，只是想吓唬吓唬你，还有我身上的同志们。
When I say lose weight, I just want to scare you, and my comrades.
糖糖给你，老鼠也给你，作业大礼包你就帮我做了吧！我先去玩了。
Sugar sugar for you, mice for you, homework package you help me do it! I went to play first.
上课睡觉，考试睡觉，回家就去医院。
Sleep in class, sleep in exams, go home to the hospital.
考前心飞扬，考完透心凉！
Test heart float in the sky, test through the heart cool!
希望你能用钱砸死我，最好是淹没的那种。
I hope you throw money at me, preferably submerged.
我希望你吃方便面没有调料包，喝水呛死，这是我对你最好的报复。
I hope you eat instant noodles without flavorings, choke to death with water, this is my best revenge for you.
烟灭了怎么办，吸两口就好了。
What if it goes out? Two puffs.
初次见面，你好，我叫男朋友。
Hello, my name is boyfriend.
世界上最惨的事莫过于要上早课。
The worst thing in the world is having an early class.
如果你觉得你又丑又穷，那么，恭喜你，感觉挺准的！
If you think you"re ugly and poor, well, congratulations, you"re right!
我看你的消息是秒回，你回我的消息是轮回。
I see your message is seconds back, you back to my message is reincarnation.
感觉数学老师天天吃炫迈，一讲就停不下来了。
I feel like the math teacher eats dazzles every day and can"t stop talking.
你好漂亮，看起来就像笑话。
You look so beautiful. You look like a joke.
他们说不吃就可以减肥，笑死，我根本就吃不饱。
They say you can lose weight without eating. I"m so laughable. I can"t eat enough.
现在的舍友真不礼貌，睡觉都不说话。
Now my roommates are so rude that they don"t even talk when they sleep.
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