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一，我陪你从校服到西装，不知陪了你多久，可到最后陪你到老的人不是我
I accompany you from school uniform to suit, I do not know how long to accompany you, but in the end to accompany you to the old man is not me
二，快开学了，别人那叫调整作息，我这特么就是倒计时
School is about to start, others call it adjusting the schedule, I am counting down
三，快开学了，如果你们谁敢打扰我写作业的话，我就和你们玩
School is about to start, if any of you dare to disturb me to do my homework, I will play with you
四，我曾经是个王者，后来开学了…… 不说了，我要去写作业了
I used to be a king, and then I started school, I don"t want to say it, I have to do my homework
五，那知道就算大雨把这座城市跌倒，开学也得滚回学校，多痛的领悟
Then I know that even if the heavy rain falls the city, I have to roll back to school at the beginning of school, and I have to understand how painful it is
六，再不疯狂我们就要开学了，再不写作业我们就要完了
If we don"t go crazy, we"re gonna start school, and if we don"t do our homework, we"re gonna be done
七，世界最近的距离放假到开学，世界上最远的距离是开学到放假
The closest distance in the world is from school to school, and the farthest distance in the world is from school to holiday
八，每逢佳节胖三斤，每逢开学瘦三斤，作业你饶了我吧
Every time the festival is fat three pounds, every time the school starts to lose three pounds, you can spare me the homework
九，开学了，我想去写作业了，好吧其实我也就是想想而已
School"s starting. I want to do my homework. Okay, I"m just thinking
十，自打开学以来就独得老师恩宠，我说老师一定要雨露均沾 可老师就是不听 就骂我就骂我就骂我
Since I opened the school, I have won the favor of the teacher. I said that the teacher must have the rain and dew, but the teacher just yelled at me if I didn ’ t listen
十一，死猪不怕开水烫 越到开学我越浪
Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water. The more I start school, the more waves I get
十二，开学了 我的寒假作业养白白
School started, and my winter vacation homework was for nothing
十三，听说开学前的晚上作业和台灯更配
I heard that the homework and the desk lamp are more suitable in the evening before the start of school
十四，又快开学了，又要回到那个，一整天都困，一碰枕头就不困的时候了。
School is about to start again, and I have to go back to that, I am sleepy all day, and I am not sleepy when I touch the pillow.
十五，愿我开学左学霸右校草
May I start school left school bully right school grass
十六，我和寒假分手了，出了个小三叫开学。
I broke up with winter vacation, out of a small three called the beginning of school.
十七，所有的坏情绪无非来自开学长胖没对象缺钱。
All the bad emotions come from starting school and getting fat. No one is short of money.
十八，开学一步一步逼近.我快控制不住我的煞气了！
School is getting closer and closer. i can"t control my anger!
十九，我和暑假死去过来 可开学偏偏要挑拨离间
I died over the summer, but school started, and I had to drive a wedge between us
二十，学校你得到我的人，但你得不到我的心
School you get my people, but you don"t get my heart
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