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今天是牛年的第一个工作日，不少同学肯定还对假期念念不忘吧。此时此刻是不是只有一个念头。
分享一波文案：
节后第一天上班，道路湿滑，能见度较低，出行请注意安全
Please pay attention to safety when you go to work on the first day after the festival due to slippery road and low visibility
一想到今天还有很多事要做，我就能睡到后天。
I can sleep until the day after tomorrow when I think that there are still many things to do today.
春困秋乏夏打盹冬眠，我一年四季都只想睡觉
Sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer, sleepy in winter, I just want to sleep all year round
一想到今天还有很多事要做，我就能睡到后天。
I can sleep until the day after tomorrow when I think that there are still many things to do today.
开工第一天：“我是谁？我在哪？我在干什么？我原来是干什么的来着？”心中充满了疑惑……
Day one: "who am I? Where am i? What am I doing? What did I do? " My heart is full of doubts
铁打的身体，磁铁打的床。
Iron body, magnet bed.
春困秋乏夏打盹，睡不醒的冬三月。
Sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer, sleepy in winter and March.
上班第一天，最沉重的是心情，和我的体重。
On the first day of work, the heaviest thing is my heart and my weight.
我这条咸鱼，也不是太想翻身。
I"m a salted fish, and I don"t want to turn over too much.
不想上班是刻在生物基因深处的特性。
Don"t want to work is engraved in the depths of biological genes.
我可能是病了，头昏眼花、四肢无力、精神萎靡，Word打开半天还是一片空白，网页打开了十几个也不知道要看什么，做什么都提不起劲儿；但是一到下班，这些症状就莫名其妙全好了。
开工带什么东西：
1.一颗勇敢的心
2.一双空洞的眼神
3.一具抗造的身体
4.一张无所畏惧的脸
5.两只禁得起批评的耳朵
五十六种语言，汇成一句话，不想上班不想上班，不想上班。
Fifty six languages, in one sentence, don"t want to work, don"t want to work, don"t want to work.
不想上班，挣不到钱，还不开心。
I don"t want to work, I can"t earn money, and I"m not happy.
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