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虽然这天上的星星这么多，可月亮只有一个呀！虽然这个世界上这么多人，可是我也只有一个呀！
Though there are so many stars on this day, there is only one moon! Although there are so many people in the world, I have only one!
只有吃好喝好，才能长生不老呀！
Only by eating well and drinking well can you live forever.
希望我以后的人生可以像苏打小饼干一样干脆。
I hope the rest of my life can be as simple as soda crackers.
愿我以后，每天的好心情，照常营业，而那些烦心的事情永久打烊！
May the good spirits of every day hereafter be my business, and the troublesome business of it be closed for ever!
生活，我告诉你，我会漂亮的挣扎到底的，等着瞧吧！
Life, I tell you, I"ll be pretty, I"ll struggle to the end, you"ll see!
往后余生，两手插兜，老子谁也不爱！
For the rest of my life, my hands are in my pockets. I don"t love anyone!
其实呀，少女心真的是保持你长生不老的灵丹妙药呀！
In fact, a girl"s heart is really the elixir to keep you immortal!
无论经历何事，无论多大，都要永远相信童话和魔法。
No matter what you experience, no matter how big, always believe in fairy tales and magic.
这世界鲜有真可爱者，而老子就是其中的一个，来看看不？
There are few true lovers in this world, and Laozi is one of them. Come and see?
毕竟从小长到大这么辛苦，假如我不好好努力，让自己活得好一点的话，那么真是太划不来了！
After all, from childhood to the big so hard, if I do not work hard, let oneself live a little better words, so really too not to pay!
现在我知道喜欢一个人实在太累了，所以以后我打算喜欢两个！
Now I know it is too tired to like one person, so I plan to like two in the future!
我现在活得真是越来越不像自己了，我活脱脱就是一个小仙女嘛！
I am living more and more not like myself, I secretly is a little fairy!
这一生只想求得一人心，免得以后老去相亲。
In this life, I just want to get a heart, so that I won"t be old to date.
生活如此艰难，唉（猪猪叹气）！
Life is so hard, alas!
我的人生真的是太难了，我觉得我上辈子可能就是一条蜀道。
My life is really difficult, I think My previous life may be a shu road.
好想吧唧一口吃掉所有的难过，但是无奈，它太大了。
I want to eat all the sad, but helpless, it is too big.
其实仔细想想，我也不过就是一个幼儿园刚毕业二十几年的宝宝呀！
Actually think carefully, I am just a kindergarten just graduated from 20 years of baby!
吃的白白胖胖，生活才能永远充满希望呀！
Eat white fat, life can always be full of hope!
虽然你说得很对，不过我并不想听！
You"re right, but I don"t want to hear it!
干啥啥不行，幼儿园抢饭第一名！
What what not, kindergarten grab the first rice!
据说每个女孩子都是一个生活家，我也是！
Say every girl is a living home, So am I!
什么贫穷限制了这么多的事情，可是就是没有限制我的体重呢？这是一个值得思考的问题！
What poverty limits so many things but doesn"t limit my weight? That"s a question worth thinking about!
现在我才知道原来爱情根本就不是我生活的全部，每天上班才是！
Now I know that love is not my life at all, every day to work is!
不管，只要我吃得够快，那么体重就永远都追不上我了。
No matter, if I eat fast enough, I"ll never be able to keep up with my weight.
结语：既然已经上了生活这条贼船，那么就做一个开开心心的海盗吧！
Conclusion: Since has been on the life this thief ship, so do a happy pirate!
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