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所谓的缘分就是，我想接吻，而你正好有嘴你说巧不巧。
The so-called fate is, I want to kiss, and you happen to have a mouth, you say it"s a coincidence.
他们说在喜欢的人面前会变笨，难道我喜欢上作业了？不可能啊。
They say they become dumb in front of people they like. Do I like homework? impossible.
我也是靠颜值吃饭的，吃不吃得饱另说。
I also rely on the value of my face to eat, and I will say if I am full.
我只有两件事不会：一是这也不会，二是那也不会。
There are only two things I can’t do: one is that neither will this, and the other is that neither.
我说的话可能没人听得进去，但是我放的屁一定有人闻得到。
No one can hear what I say, but someone must smell my fart.
如果你不跟我谈恋爱，你就永远进不了快乐星球。
If you don"t fall in love with me, you will never enter the happy planet.
怎么有的人找对象要求能列几十条，我择偶标准就三个字：求你了。
How come some people can list dozens of requirements when looking for a partner, my standard for choosing a spouse is only three words: please.
我被一道数学题难住了，于是我把题目对着天空讲了一遍，毕竟人算不如天算。
I was stumped by a math problem, so I told the problem to the sky, after all, people are not as good as the sky.
原本想一口一口吃掉忧愁，不料却一口一口吃成肉球
I originally wanted to eat my sorrow bit by bite, but unexpectedly, I ate it into meatballs every bite.
你能不能不要和别的女孩子聊天呀，很烦哎，当然，也别找我，我更烦。
Can you stop chatting with other girls, it"s very annoying, of course, don"t find me, I"m even more annoying.
这世上出乎意料的事很多，比如，你以为我会举个例子
There are many unexpected things in this world, for example, you thought I would give an example
有很多事情你当时想不通，别着急，过一段时间你再想，你就想不起来了。
There are many things you can"t figure out at the time, don"t worry, you will think about it after a while, you won"t remember it.
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