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为什么秀恩爱要选中午？因为早晚会遭报应。
Why they show love at noon? Because they will bepunished sooner or later.
不当家不知柴米贵，不拍照不知自己肥。横批：又穷又丑。
I don"t know the price of firewood and rice if I"m not in charge. I don"t know how fat I am if I don"t take pictures. The central line of a couplet: poor and ugly.
有什么低卡又好吃的甜食可以推荐吗？甜甜圈中间的那个圈。
Is there anything low calorie and delicious torecommend? The one in the middle of thedoughnut.
每天晚上回家，我都会对着影子说一句：“对不起，又让你饿肚子了。”
Every night when I go home, I will say to my shadow, "I"m sorry to make you hungry again.
取少量学生于试管中，加入过量的作业，溶解，过滤，得到学霸和学渣。
you can take a small number of students in the test tube, add excessive homework, dissolve and filter, then it will get curve wrecker and underachiever.
前两天练习倒车入库，左倒右倒怎么都进不去，最后教练说：“来来，下车！咱俩抬进去。
The first two days I practiced backing into theparking lot, but I couldn"t get in. Finally, the coach said: "You get out of the car and we both carry it in."
这个天气，如果我和你妈同时掉进水里，先救你妈吧，让我在水里多呆一会儿。
In this weather, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, please save your mother first and let me stay in the water for a while.
上课的时候，虽然不知道老师在那讲什么，但好像很厉害的样子。
In class, although I don"t know what the teacher is talking about, he seems to be very powerful.
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