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一、美丽即是正义的话，那我一定是个超级大反派。
If beauty is justice, then I must be a super villain
二、不开心的时候吃一罐龟苓膏吧，这样就可以把悲伤统统归零啦。
Eat a can of Guiling paste when you are unhappy, so that you can return all your sadness to zero.
三、我喜欢你，就算我是一只小刺猬，我也会插满甜甜的果子去见你。
I like you, even if I am a little hedgehog, I will go to see you with sweet fruit.
四、我的心上人会身披黑胡椒披萨，脚踩草莓棉花糖，手持油炸大鸡腿找到我，我要等。
My sweetheart will find me with black pepper pizza, strawberry marshmallows and fried chicken legs. I have to wait.
五、柠檬想跟老板请假，老板问它怎么了，柠檬说“不知道怎么了，总是觉得身上酸酸的。
Lemon wanted to ask his boss for leave, and the boss asked him what was wrong. Lemon said, "I don"t know what"s wrong, but I always feel sour.
六、虽然我不会做饭 但我点得一手好外卖。
Although I can"t cook, I can order good takeout.
七、今天搞活动 美女免费看。
Today"s activities are free for beautiful women.
八、喜欢我的扣一，不喜欢我的扣眼珠子。
I like my button one, but I don"t like my button eyeball
九、在下王一博老婆河北分婆 很高兴认识你。
I"m glad to meet you, YiBo"s wife, Hebei Fenpo.
十、想做一个只记得快乐和知识点的人。
I want to be a person who only remembers happiness and knowledge.
十一、大家好，我是提醒早餐小助手 早餐必须要吃，这跟健不健康没关系，因为这是一天中最便宜的一顿饭。
Hello, everyone, I am reminding the breakfast assistant to eat breakfast, which has nothing to do with health, because it is the cheapest meal of the day.
十二、想和家境相仿的人一起玩 有没有要饭的。
If you want to play with people from similar families, do you want to beg?
十三、这条朋友圈屏蔽了凡人欢迎我的神仙朋友为我点赞。
This circle of friends blocks mortals from welcoming my immortal friends to praise me.
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