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学习就学习呗，还考试，多过分，怎么人与人之间一点信任都没有！
It"s too much to return the exam after study. There is no trust between people!
每天把不开心拿出来晒晒太阳，心情就不会缺钙了。
if you take out the unhappiness everyday to bask in the sun, and your mood will not be short of calcium.
夜深人静的时候，每次都想问问自己是怎么做到，学业感情两边误的。
In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself why I can"t study well and have no boyfriend(girlfriend).
手指骨折去医院，医生问我怎么弄的，我说我有强迫症，其他九个手指都掰响了，就这一个不响。
I went to the hospital with a broken finger. The doctor asked me how I got it. I said I had obsessive-compulsive disorder, The other nine fingers are cracked, and this one is silent.
爸妈是一种神奇的生物，朋友圈什么谣言都信但是你说的，他们一句不信。
Parents are a kind of magical creature. They believe everything in the circle of friends, but they don"t believe what you say.
同样是好吃懒做，可大熊猫和猪的待遇完全不一样，归根到底这是个看脸的世界。
pandas and pigs are lazy, but their treatment is totally different. In the final analysis, this is a face watching world.
上课低头玩手机，对脊椎的危害非常大，要时不时地，抬头看下老师的位置。
It"s very harmful to the spine to play mobile phones with bowed head in class. You should look up at the teacher"s position from time to time.
跟朋友出去吃饭，旁边的婴儿一直哭，搞得我很烦，朋友说都不容易，让我换位思考下，然后我就坐进了婴儿车，还是觉得有点烦。
When I went out to dinner with my friend, the baby beside me was crying all the time, which made me very upset. My friend said that everyone was not easy,He asked me to change my seat and think about it, and then I got into the pram, and I still felt a little bored.
现在的人吃饱了没事干就找对象，我就不一样，吃饱了还想再吃一碗。
Now, when people are full, they will look for someone they love. I am different. Even if I am full, I want to eat again.
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