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1.怎么成为一个有钱人？
主要就是：躺下，进入梦乡，不仅有钱，还能跟帅哥谈恋爱。
How to be a rich man?
Basically: lie down, fall asleep, not only have money, but also can have a handsome boyfriend.
2.别人是：情不知所起，一往情深；我是：钱不知所去，一贫如洗。
Others are: feelings do not know, love; I am: money does not know where to go, penniless.
3.天天说找不到对象，朋友圈又仅三天可见，还没有照片，等着别人看上你的微信名字吗?
Every day said can"t find the object, friends circle and only three days visible, there is no photo, waiting for others to see your WeChat name?
4.不要在网络上哔哔赖赖，当然，我也不会给你现实碰我的机会。
Don"t beep on the Internet and, of course, I won"t give you a chance to touch me.
5.要睡了，麻烦帮我关下月亮。
To sleep, please help me to close the moon.
6.我就静静地，等好看的人来加我。
I quietly, waiting for good-looking people to join me.
7.在吗?有空一起熬夜。
Are you in? Have time to stay up late together.
8.要开学了，学校，你得到我的人却得不到我的心。
To school, school, you get my people but not my heart.
9.“其实一个人挺好的，很清静也不孤单。”
“说人话”
“我不想开学!”
"In fact, a person is very good, very quiet and not lonely."
"Talking to people"
"I don"t want to start school!"
10.愿得一人心，免得老相亲。
I wish to win a heart so that I won"t always be blind.
11.“早餐吃粽子会不会太普通了。”
“你要是想不普通，可以去投江。”
"Is it too common to have zongzi for breakfast?"
"If you don"t want to be ordinary, you can go to the river."
12.我怕说快乐被说没文化。说安康又被说跟风。那我在这里祝大家端午节牛逼!
I"m afraid to say that happiness is uneducated. Said ankang was said to follow suit. Then I wish you here Dragon Boat Festival niubi!
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