发张照片，没别的意思，妈妈说美好的东西要和大家分享~
I don"t care if I send a picture, but my mother said ~ good things to share with you.
昨天去检查身体，医生说我有一项偏高，哎呀真闹心，他们说我颜值偏高。
Yesterday went to check the body, the doctor said I have a high, oh really worried, they said I am high.
世界纷繁复杂归根结底只有两种人，觉得我可爱的人，没见过我的人。
There are only two kinds of people who think I"m cute and have n" t seen me.
接近我之前你要想清楚，我除了好看一无所有。
Before you get to me, you know, I have nothing but good looks.
死是挺想死的，但又不想让世界上少一个美女。
I"m dying, but I do n" t want a girl in the world.
大家都是靠脸吃饭的，而我已经饿了好多天了。
Everyone eats on their faces, and I"ve been hungry for days.
我的字典里没有美字，因为它跑到我脸上去了。
There is no beautiful word in my dictionary because it runs to my face.
不好看的人很耗电，因为一张图要修一小时……
People who don"t look good consume electricity because a picture needs an hour……
我觉得自己有点好看，你不觉得也行，随便你。
I think I"m a little good-looking, you do n" t think so, whatever.
刚刚有人说我美，我把他拉黑了，能不能来点新鲜的，听腻了都。
Someone just said I am beautiful, I pulled him black, can some fresh, tired of hearing all.
别人都在为了怎么变美而费尽脑汁，而我就轻松了，因为我本来就很美。
Everyone else is trying to be beautiful, and I am relaxed because I am beautiful.
中国美女这么多，还好我是其中一个。
There are so many beautiful women in China, but I am one of them.
天气这么好，发张美丽的自拍不过分吧。
It"s such a nice day that you ca n" t take a beautiful selfie.
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