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1、众生皆苦，只有我是酸甜酸甜的草莓味儿。
All living beings are bitter, only I am sweet and sour strawberry flavor.
2、请不要对我放电，我这里有来电显示。
Please don"t discharge to me, I have caller ID here.
3、以后看到我请叫我的名号，江湖名号：不剩饭教主。
After seeing me please call my name, name: not leftovers.
4、反正你没有对象，让我当你对象怎么了？我一天能捡200个矿泉水瓶子，我会饿着你吗？
Anyway, you don"t have a girlfriend. Let me be your girlfriend. What"s the matter? I can pick up 200 empty bottles a day. Will I starve you?
5、冬眠模式，已经启动。如需叫醒，请用美食即可。
Hibernation mode, activated. If you need a wake-up call, please have a gourmet meal.
6、免费算命，只需上传一张自拍照即可，帮你算算未来女朋友是不是我，非常准！
Free fortune-telling, just upload a selfie can help you calculate the future girlfriend is not me, very accurate!
7、曾经小小少年，如今又大又圆。
Once a child, now big and round.
8、不要说我胖，我认为你是在嫉妒我吃得好。
Don"t say I"m fat, I think you"re jealous that I eat well.
9、我就是个小太阳，浑身充满正能量。
I am a little sun, full of positive energy.
10、开心吗？一打开朋友圈就看到了我这个缠人的小可爱。
Happy? As soon as I opened the circle of friends, I saw this little pestering cute.
11、一个人吃饭总觉得很孤单，但一个人吃零食就不会。
Eating alone is always lonely, but snacking alone is not.
12、我怀疑我的钱包是洋葱做的，我每次打开都会泪流满面。
I suspect my wallet is made of Onions. I burst into tears every time I opened it.
13、廉价的爱情我不配，庸俗的金钱我最值得！
Cheap love I do not deserve, vulgar money I most deserve!
14、我有一个小愿望：晚上不失眠，卡里不缺钱。
I have a small wish: night not insomnia, card is not short of money.
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