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1.没有一个男人能感化我，毕竟我在尼姑庵扫了八年叶子，我的心早已和风一样凉了，当然除了有腹肌的。
No man can influence me. After all, I have swept the leaves in buddhist nun for eight years, and my heart is as cold as the wind, except for those with abdominal muscles.
2.不想和我玩吃鸡就算了，什么飞机上人太多容易得肺炎这种话都说得出来？
Forget eating chicken if you don"t want to play with me. What kind of words can be said when there are too many people on the plane?
3.请问：我如果化完妆了还和素颜长得一样，那我坐在镜子面前一个小时我他妈是在许愿吗。
Excuse me: If I look like Su Yan after putting on makeup, am I making a fucking wish when I sit in front of the mirror for an hour?
4.勇敢是什么，是我明知道这顿饭吃下去会胖，我还是迎头而上。
What"s brave? I know this meal will make me fat, but I still go head-on.
5.感谢网络世界改变了我，以前的我害羞得不敢和人说话，现在的我已经狂的不是人了。
Thanks to the changes in the online world, I was too shy to talk to people before, but now I am not crazy anymore.
6.打开美颜:女娲怎么会造出这等绝世美人，打开原相机:让我翻翻我在山海经哪一页。
Turn on beauty: How did Nu Wa create such peerless beauties? Turn on the original camera: Let me turn over which page of Shan Hai Jing I am in.
7.汉服快点火起来吧，等大街上的人都穿汉服，我就可以把我的龙袍拿出来穿了。
Hanfu is on fire quickly. When people on the street wear Hanfu, I can take out my dragon robe and wear it.
8.很羡慕大家的爱情，虽然不是真的，但是搞得跟真的一样。
I envy everyone"s love. Although it is not true, it is the same as true.
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