好笑吗?身边没你好怪，陪我一生一世好吗?
Funny?Side not you strange, accompany me all my life, ok?
说早上要记得按时吃药衣服穿厚点。
Said to take your medicine in the morning and wear thick clothes.
男：“我想去旅游了。”女：“想去哪？”男：“你的被窝一日游。”
Man: "I want to travel."Woman: "Where do you want to go?"Male: "your bedding one day tour."
你没挽留，我没回头，如此余生各自安好，也没有谁不好，只是时间不凑巧。
You did not retain, I did not look back, so the rest of their lives well, there is no one bad, but the time is not coincidence.
世界上那些最容易的事情中，拖延时间最不费力。
The most easy thing in the world, the delay time is the least effort.
一想到你，我的泪水在流淌，我的心在撕绞。在这痛苦的一刻，我顿悟：欢乐愉快一瞬间，痛苦伴终生。
When I think of you, my tears are running and my heart is tearing.In this painful moment, I realized: happy happy moment, pain with a lifetime.
习惯了不能习惯的，那也就习惯成自然了。
Get used to what you can"t get used to, and that"s when you get used to it.
算命的说我旺夫，你要不要验证一下？
The fortune teller said I wanfu, do you want to verify it?
某些女孩不会拒绝一个不错的男孩即使她有男友。
Some girls won"t say no to a nice guy even if she has a boyfriend.
最初我们来到这个世界，是因为不得不来;最终我们离开这个世界，是因为不得不走。
We came to this world because we had to;In the end, we leave this world because we have to.
??我变得什么都能理解?
??I became able to understand everything, you know?
真正爱你的人，是眼睛为你下着雨，心里却为你撑着伞的人。
The one who really loves you is the one whose eyes are raining for you and whose heart is holding an umbrella for you.
男人主动吻女人是突发事件；女人主动吻男人是预谋事件。
A man kissing a woman is an emergency;Women kissing men is premeditated.
