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1、你是要离开我吗，别走好吗？请跑起来。
Are you leaving me? Don"t on foot okay? Run, please!
2、一个人吃饭总觉得孤单，但一个人吃零食就不会。
Eating alone is always lonely, but snacking alone is not.
3、大人总担心我乱花钱，只有我自己担心没钱可花。
Adults always worry about me spending money, only I worry about not having money to spend it.
4、晚上的我了不起，早上的我起不了。
I"m great at night, but I can"t get up in the morning.
5、好想关心你，可惜你总不生病。
Really want to care about you, but you don"t get sick.
6、虽然我这辈子没红过，但是被绿过，也算值了。
Although I have never been popular in your life, it"s worth it to having been green.
7、今天吃了一箱士力架，被妈妈罚三天不吃饭，搞笑，根本不会饿好吗？
Today ate a box of Snickers, was fined by the mother three days not to eat, funny, I will not be hungry,okay?
8、这一生敢爱敢恨，唯独不敢上称。
This life dare to love dare to hate, only dare not on the name.
9、为什么别人的脸像做过的，我的脸却像坐过的。
Why do other people"s faces look like done, but my face looks like sitting.
10、我请学霸给我补习了一个月，终于，他和我的成绩都下降了。
I asked my top student to tutor me for a month, and eventually both his and my grades dropped.
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