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期末三大错觉：我有步骤分，我有平时分，我有师生情。
Three illusions at the end of the term: I have step scores, I have usual scores, and I have feelings between teachers and students.
当方便面的酱料包由液态变成了固态的时候，宅男就知道已经夏天走远了……
When the sauce bag of instant noodles turns from liquid to solid, the otaku knows that summer is far away
你长的很有创意，活着是你的勇气，丑并非是你的本意，只是上帝发点脾气。你要勇敢地生活下去，来衬托出世界的美丽。
You look very creative. It"s your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention. It"s just God"s temper. You have to live bravely to set off the beauty of the world.
阁下莫非就是当年华山论剑武工独步天下罕有其匹号称一朵梨花压海棠的少林寺智障大师收养的小沙弥低能的爱犬旺财踩扁的蟑螂小强曾滚过的一个粪球?
Are you a dung ball once rolled by Xiaoqiang, a cockroach crushed by Wangcai, a low-energy dog adopted by the mentally retarded master of Shaolin Temple who was known as a pear flower pressing Begonia?
什么是幸福?幸福就是猫吃鱼，狗吃肉，奥特曼打小怪兽。
What is happiness? Happiness is cat eat fish, dog eat meat, Altman beat little monster.
那深秋的花蕾，在无尽的虚空下随风枯萎，片片飘落，如梦的碎片，那样的银白、轻盈，那样的娇艳、轻灵——纪念我的头皮屑。
The late autumn buds wither with the wind in the endless void, falling like fragments of a dream, so silvery, light, so delicate and light - in memory of my dandruff.
人就是累，不然也不会叫人类了。
People are tired, otherwise they will not be called human.
放心，你有任何秘密都可以跟我讲，我朋友的嘴一向都是很严的。
Don"t worry. You can tell me any secrets. My friend is always strict.
不懂有的人为什么要突然问一句“在不在”，直接说清楚什么事不可以吗？这样我才好决定自己到底在不在啊。
I don"t understand why some people suddenly ask "are you here" and say something clearly? So I can decide whether I"m here or not.
别问我为什么考那么差，我这是隐藏实力，你见过斗地主一上来就放炸弹的吗？
Don"t ask me why I"m so poor in the exam. I"m hiding my strength. Have you ever seen a fighter who set off a bomb as soon as he came up?
终于发现世界上最会撒谎的两类人。一是土豪：哎呀，我真的没钱；二是学霸：哎呀，这题我真的瞎蒙的！
Finally found out that the world"s two most liars. First, local tyrants: Oh, I really have no money; Second, Xueba: Oh, I"m really blind!
如果你觉得自己又穷又丑，请不要悲伤，你还有希望，至少你的判断是正确的。
If you feel poor and ugly, please don"t be sad, you still have hope, at least your judgment is correct.
所谓放假,家里遭嫌,出门没钱,每天特闲.
The so-called holiday, at home by suspicion, go out without money, every day special leisure
韩国整容，泰国人妖，其实都比不过中国强大的美图秀秀。
Korean plastic surgery, Thai demon, in fact, than China"s powerful Meitu XiuXiu.
天气开始热了，翻箱倒柜找了半天短袖，结果找出来一看，全是一些名牌短袖！真怕穿出去别人说我炫富。不是中国电信、中国移动，就是太太鸡精，海天酱油……
The weather began to heat, rummaged for a long time short sleeves, the results found out a look, all are some famous brand short sleeves! I"m afraid I"m going to show off my wealth. Either China Telecom or China Mobile, or Madam chicken essence or Haitian soy sauce
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